Darje's audio Reviews on Newgrounds

[(gaia) va4C 2nd muffin]

Ramen Noodles

I gotta say, this one made me smile too. Was that a woman talking to her dog or her child in the background?

rednikaiaG responds:

Oh my Gawd! That's so funny you would say that, Man! Yeah, that's me making fun of how people talk to babies AND small animals. It's as if some women are geared into believing that they'll recieve a better response from babies or animals, if they talk to them, like they're freakin' Oompa Loompas or something. Ugh!
I hate that whole high pitched, obnoxious, nonsense making yap that women do. There used to be this waitress who worked at a diner VERY close to where I live who spoke that way NATURALLY. I mean, she'd say things in that tone, PERPETUALLY. Gawd, it was hideous to try and sit through. I think one time, I even had to just get up and leave because I simply couldn't take it anymore. My brain refused to comprehend what came out of her mouth in that pitch bent tone of hers.
But yeah, to answer your question, it was!
Thanks for the vote and review, Man! :)

................Take care, be good and avoid talking to children and animals,
as if they were innately mentally deficient.period
:(Gaia:)

[Candy Zoo]

I have to agree.

This is awesome. (it sounds so professional)

curriemaster responds:

Im happy you enjoyed it! Although there are some things that need touching up it did come out pretty well in the end. Having my friend Fred sing was the key I think ;). Thanks for the review dude!

[Combine Machinery Hall]

Awesome.

I honestly hope nobody uses this for a madness flash, but instead they use it for a Half-Life work. You captured the atmosphere of the games perfectly in this piece. Keep it up!

vai90 responds:

Ha, yes. A Half-Life flash would be amazing.
Thx!

[Texture Temperature]

Good job.

I thought it fit the animation perfectly.

MorrowDays responds:

cool, glad you liked it!

[The Ballad Of Chuck Norris!]

Apparently...

... People are missing the point of this song. One mention of him is enough to clarify, but to truly understand you should read their summary of the situation. It is primarily about Chuck Norris, 50, 000 mentions of his name shouldn't be required.

Great song, keep up the good work!

astroninja responds:

Yes yes! We were afraid that mentioning him TWICE would result in people dying from aural sex or multi orgasms that would be quite scary we didn't want that! And the song is about CHUCK NORRIS, but what he represents, not how awesome he is, though he IS uber awesome, he's beyond awesome. he's like. The universe.

THANKS FOR THE SCORE! you are rockin' ninja!
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Add us at www.myspace.com/astroninary why don't you? You can download more songs from there too :) We'd love to keep in touch! If you're interested in finding out more about the debut album release, do sign up to our mailing list there too! :)